Tag: blessing for today
member name: Lin B.
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February 02, 2009 09:12 AM EST --
THIS MAY BE THE BEST LIVING WILL YOU'VE SEEN!
I,__________ ________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should . . .
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February 10, 2009 05:37 PM EST --
GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING
THE OTHER DAY
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I THOUGHT
I COULD TALK
MY WAY OUT OF IT
UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT
MY DOG . . .
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December 27, 2008 10:09 AM EST --
As I look forward to the new year and think of changes I need to make, I feel the spirit of cont the spirit of the season with Random acts of Kindness...Any thought re this?
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January 18, 2009 08:25 AM EST --
An older
couple is lying in bed one morning.
They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, 'Don't touch me.'
"Why not?' he asked. . . .
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January 04, 2009 08:31 AM EST --
Birds of a feather flock together... and poop on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle...it makes the neighbor's dog run . . .
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January 13, 2009 02:19 PM EST --
F A M I L Y
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."
We were very polite, . . .
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January 22, 2009 07:29 AM EST --
QUESTION 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one
mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you
recommend that she have . . .
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January 17, 2009 07:03 PM EST --
A GREAT RECIPE...
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is
the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Talk . . .
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December 31, 2008 06:26 PM EST --
It is almost time to say goodbye to 2008 and hello to 2009. Happy Almost New Year!!
Thanks to everyone that has helped me figure this site out, and made me smile
. . .
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January 06, 2009 04:27 PM EST --
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a
> terminal illness and
> had been given three months to live. So as she was getting
> her things 'in
> order,' she contacted . . .
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January 19, 2009 07:55 PM EST --
When I say good morning I mean to say:
G- od
O- ffers us His
Outstanding
D- evotion to
M- . . .
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January 20, 2009 07:42 AM EST --
Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often?
When his car had slowed to 10 miles . . .
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January 20, 2009 08:06 AM EST --
F A M I L Y
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
"Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too;
I wasn't watching for you."
We were very polite, . . .
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February 01, 2009 01:45 AM EST --
I got a Valentine's Day card from Gather today too!
My card's music was great... it did come with my Target card that I cashed out for!!!
Thanks everyone for helping me get it . . .
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February 04, 2009 12:13 AM EST --
MARRIAGE
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
secrets from each other except that the little old . . .
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February 04, 2009 12:32 AM EST --
>
> No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
> records were long ago
> lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as
> having cultivated
> such . . .
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February 06, 2009 07:58 PM EST --
A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience,
raised a glass of water and asked
'How heavy is this glass of water?'
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer . . .
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February 11, 2009 09:10 PM EST --
I recieved this in an email...my husband is retired military..........
*Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our . . .
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January 03, 2009 05:29 PM EST --
Last Year's Journal Entries
My resolution last year was to keep a journal -- and I did it! I kept it up the whole year. I thought you'd like to see the entries.
January: Had to . . .
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January 05, 2009 05:12 PM EST --
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back -
1. Time
2. Words
3. Opportunity
Three things in life that can destroy a person -
1. Anger
2. Pride
3. Unforgiveness
Three things in . . .
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